Preacher's of L.A. Episode 12 review

LAWD!

Let's jump right into it. I've actually been watching this holy hot mess of a show for a while now. So here we are on the episode 12 of this season and it's as foolish as ever.

We start out with Gang Bang Gibson talking with his wife about the Gang Summit event that he's helping to host. He seems pretty excited.

We switch over to Jay and his wife. I'm sure he's excited to show off his moves, but for the love of gawd if he says he's going to the hood one more time!

Let's scoot on over to Deitrick. He's having a meeting with someone. I can't remember the nature of their relationship, but she seemed more than just business. Hehehe. The gist of the convo? God ain't making him enough money. Time for the secular music. Ay! I ain't mad atcha. I find it hilarious, though, that he tries to use his religion to justify his venture. Hey, if you like it. I love it. He'll be inventing sex in NO TIME!

Moseying on over to this Gang Summit event. Gang Bang Gibson is meeting with the "gatekeepers" (still can't get over that bs). We meet with Khalid and Sista Soulja. My has she aged! lol. Seriously I was like, "OH! Sister Soulja is making an appearance." Nah. It was another Sister Soulja. Her story is heavy. She lost 2 sons.

So Gang Bang Gibson and his mini entourage walks out into the neighborhood and this young dude calls him out. "You're not from here!" "You're a fraud!" And I'm all like "OHHHHH!!!!" Gang Bang Gibson get's all flustered and get's in young dude's face. Challenging him. We all know Gang Bang Gibson has no problem shooting the people he's supposed to help. Or so he says. Because it's the Christian way.

The whole ordeal spoke volumes to this man's lies. Gibson acted as if he's in the community doing constant work and always present. But when he gets there, the young cat's that he's supposedly always there helping has no idea who he is. You can't be an old head who hasn't been active in years and get buck with them when they question your motive. He doesn't have to live there. It's no longer where he rests his head. Have the respect to listen instead jumping fly when someone expresses valid concerns. His fellow old heads echoed the same. "Bruh, we haven't seen you here in years!"

Sista Soulja breaks it up. Pretty much telling Gibson, "No! Not here! Not now! You won't fuck this up! You're supposed to be the voice of reason. Fuck your ego. Fix this shit."

Gibson goes to apologize to the guy and you can tell the guy wasn't sold. Yeah, I wouldn't have been either. Show and prove, brother. Show and prove.

Back to Deitrick and he's all hot and sweaty in the night club. Bird chest all exposed. Am I the only one disturbed by the zoom in of his crotch? Maybe it was just me. Carrying on!

We meet again with Deitrick and his new mistress business partner? I have yet to find out who she is. But their interactions made me uncomfortable. Who is she? Does Dominique know about these "meetings?" Anywho Deitrick want's to make REAL music. Not that Gospel crap. lol Okay so this wasn't what he really said. At least not the "gospel crap" part, but he most definitely insinuated.

You know, I watch this show purely for the drama. If you can get something out of it then much pwer to you. I just can't though. I may be back to review the next episode. It looks horribly interesting enough to review again.

Stay tuned!

Teen Mom 2... Season 5 already?

Well, it's Kail's birthday and.... she doesn't look too happy about it. Oh who am I kidding? She never looks happy. She gloats to her hairstylist/mail order friend (yall know how MTV does) about how she was the bigger person to make amends with Jo and Vee. She claims she loves Vee (o.O) "No like I really do!" I get it. She's cool. No need to lay it on thick.

Soon Javi arrives and forgets to bring Lincoln. Where did he leave him?? Anyway Kail emasculates Javi by basically telling him he isn't shit, tells him there was no reason to come here if he wasn't bringing Lincoln, and berates him some more. Javi gives us that same nervous chuckle and smile that many abuse victims may give in the moment of embarrassment and scurries out of the door while Kail admired her mane in the mirror.

**I can't remember who goes next but I'll proceed with Chelsea**

Being the damsel in constant distress that she is, Daddy must be the logical thinker for her and do what any other concerned parent with half a brain would do if they suspected illegal activity. Just go to the clerk of courts. Geez. But I have to keep in mind that Chels is a special one. So she needs a little extra guidance from "Papa". Don't you love how Randy-licious and Chels conveniently spills the tea all in the presence of Aubree? Yes, it may be all truth. But stop being so messy for crying out loud!
Aubree is being a brat as usual.

Cut to the scene of A-dum-uhhhh's receding Mohawk. (Like how old is this guy, really??) I refuse to believe they attended high school together. Whoever the mail order friend was eating lunch with him an Paisley (Paislee, Paysleigh, Paaiizzley, Pasties however you spell it) gave him pretty sound advice about being there for his children. Oh and his newest baby mama just left him. Something about he didn't do nothing. Go figure!

Ah next up is Barbie and Jenelle. I'm beginning to think she just can't say no to parents who refuse to take care of their children. In fact I am convinced that the new little boy that we always see at her house is her new adopted son. A Barbie's work is never done!

Jenelle dishes about how miserable life is because the man who knocked her up is in jail, she has to maintain her own house while her mother takes care of her child, she's taking a couple of online classes, and she's bored. Such a hard life!

Barbie pretty much tells her to suck it up because multitasking is the name of the game called life. And I know deep down Jenelle fought back the urge to yell "Shut the fuck UUUUUPPPP!" Or maybe she did, but MTV left it on the cutting room floor.

Later Jenelle takes Jace to her home... alone! I was actually nervous for him because I figured she'd spazz on the poor child and try to blame it on Nathan's jail time and her pregnancy. For Jace's sake that was not the case. The dogs on the other hand weren't so lucky. In a nutshell, she hates her dogs and will not clean the garage. Hmmph that'll teach them!

Oh! Let's not forget Nathan's prison call back home. He's living the life of a king. Couple TV's and a shower with (get this!) CURTAINS!

*SIIIGGGHHH*

Leah, Leah, Leah. I can't with this girl! On a trip to the ice cream shop she gushes to her mail order friend that she is selling Mary Kay to make money. I chuckle thinking, "Yeah, lets see how that works out." My mouth dropped in horror when she shared that spent $1800 on a kit. You should've seen her mail order friend "GIIIIRRRLLL BYE!" look. By the way, what happened to her tanning salon job? Leah admits that she has a spending problem. Uh ya think??

Oh and I'm so glad she ditched the yucky ratty hair and blush that made her look like she had the worst case of rosacea.

Cut to scene where we're in the car with Jeremy and Leah are en route to buy a new dryer. They find one that will do and she goes to pay with their credit card.

DECLINED!

Leah calls to see if the bank could raise their limit. I never caught whether they were actually able to purchase.

But watch the clip here

http://www.wetpaint.com/teen-mom-2/video/2014-08-06-leah-messer-credit-card-declined-sneak-peek#ooid=p2c3BnbzoYgQH42_qa-jgW3plgGSibdF

And then this happened...

http://on.mtv.com/1tvKPyT


lol if all else fails screech about needing to go to counseling and being controlled by a husband who has concerns about your self admitted "spending problem". Why is she spending thousands on Mary kay when she claims they don't have enough money to pay for one of the A-twins motor scooter? Leah has no priorities whatsoever.

And that's the end of this review. This bunch (Leah specifically) is going to cause me to have an aneurysm trying to make sense of the nonsense.

Until next time!